Valentine Cast

(friendly debate on the way home from company picnic)

Me: I hate black jellybeans.

Him: I’m not a fan. They are like fried okra where the breading has fallen off.

Me: ????

Him: Both are deformities and they should never happen.

Me: Ah. Black Jellybeans taste like death.

Him: *Laugh* My favorite are the green ones.

Me: Green ones either taste like lime or okra.

Him: *Laugh*