Of Okra and Jellybeans
(friendly debate on the way home from company picnic)
Me: I hate black jellybeans.
Him: I’m not a fan. They are like fried okra where the breading has fallen off.
Him: Both are deformities and they should never happen.
Me: Ah. Black Jellybeans taste like death.
Him: *Laugh* My favorite are the green ones.
Me: Green ones either taste like lime or okra.