Valentine Cast

Discussing how many bottles of sparkling cider we need for the wedding.

Me: Yea, so we have about 9 tables so about 12 bottles should be good. I need to get flutes for everybody.

Him: and garland to put around them

Me: garland?

Him: Yeah. And we should design each flute.

Me: …

Him: with glue and glitter

Me: Ass

Him: Put everyone’s name on it. ^^

Me: /flips the bird

So I can be a little detailed oriented. :p Sue me!