Valentine Cast

Discussing how many bottles of sparkling cider we need for the wedding.

Me: Yea, so we have about 9 tables so about 12 bottles should be good. I need to get flutes for everybody.

Him: and garland to put around them

Me: garland?

Him: Yeah. And we should design each flute.

Me: …

Him: with glue and glitter

Me: Ass

Him: Put everyone’s name on it. ^^

Me: /flips the bird

So I can be a little detailed oriented. :p Sue me!

Received a text from J today:

“Renee no puedo esperar a ser su marido. Te quiero!”

My spanish a bit rusty so I had to translate the first part.

Me:
lol you sent me something in spanich
hmmmm
I know the last part is that you want, I have to translate the other part

J:
lol
i like spinach too
😉

Translated it’s:
I can’t wait to be your husband. I love you!

/sigh. I love that man. Only one more month! *cheer*

(Setting: Middle of the night. J and I are both asleep in bed.)

Me: (waking up immediately and saying loudly) OMG!!! WHAT DAY IS IT!!! IS IT THE NINTH!!!!

J: (waking up and thoroughly confused) No, it’s not the ninth.

Me: IT’S NOT! ARE YOU SURE!

J: (even more confused) No, the ninth is friday.

Me: (with immensely relief) Oh..good, I thought it was today and I missed my Dad’s birthday

(We both go back to sleep and laugh about it the next day. FYI: My dad’s birthday IS this coming friday.)

J: Contacts are just goggles for your eyeballs.

Me: /laughs

(Discussing various places for our pet to spend the night while we are out of town. And mentioning my sister’s dog Beckham in the convo.)

J: Petsmart can’t be all that bad. Beckham stays there.

Me: Yea.

J: Beck Ham. NOM NOM NOM.

Me: /facepalm lol. I’m going to tell Deidre that you are trying to eat her dog.

J: I wouldn’t say that to D. But I would eat him. He’s all plumpy.

Me: /guffaw

Ribs in the crockpot? Ahhhhh yea 😀 Good job babe. Just another one of J’s excellent creations. Can’t wait to go home and try them out!

So I had the brilliant idea of having an ice cream Sundae party because…well just because! J had been wanting one for awhile and every time we went to get one, wherever we got it from would fall off the mark just slightly. So I decided to take matters into my own hands.

We went and got some fixins…

From Ice Cream Sundae Party

Sundae #1, Apple Pie Sundae (apple pie, cinnamon apple topping, whipped cream)

From Ice Cream Sundae Party

Sundae #2, Renee’s Bomb Ass Surprise! (brownie, cookie dough, caramel, whipped cream)

From Ice Cream Sundae Party

Sundea #3, J’s Traditional Hot FUDGE Sundea! (Ice Cream, HOT FUDGE, Walnuts, Whipped Cream and Cherry)

From IPhone Photos

This is the type of conversations that my loving woman will have to deal with for the rest of her life!!!!

4:00 PM me: ch’mon!
ch’mon!
I got something for you girl!
/pelvicthrust
ch’mon!
4:01 PM <(^.^<)
^(*.*)^
(>^.^)>
4:02 PM (>^.^<)
/pelvicthrust
Girl you rock my world!
you know you did!
/pelvicthrust
4:03 PM Wooooooo!
<(^.^<)
(>^.^)>
(>^.^<)
/moonwalk
/pelvicthrust

Hahahahaha!

— Peesh!!

So J and I spent a night with India and John last night. No, it wasn’t a personal night like we would have liked, but it was awesome nevertheless.

It wasn’t hot, it didn’t rain and India sang beautifully.

John wasn’t too thuggish, he was dressed to the nines…and omg is that man short.

All in all, We danced, laughed, and had a great time.

Pictures here:

India Arie and John Legend

And video here:

http://www.youtube.com/zetalady99

(Lately my car has been acting funny, i.e. turning off while I’m driving. This happened again as I was going onto the ramp to the highway)

Him: Just put the car in neutral and start it up.

Me: (panicking): But I’m going around a corner! I have to brake! And it’s weird to start the car up while moving.

Him: /facepalm